Flamabama

The border between Florida and Alabama, which has nothing interesting in it.

Man, I thought Tallahassee was boring, but it's not nearly as bad as Flamabama

Dangling Keys

1. A group of metal objects with pointy edges banging against each other on a ring making a sound

2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one

I'll use these dangling keys to distract the president while I make my daring escape to the rofl-copter