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A patch of crazy refures to a pussy/(vigina for nerds) and idiots like to think its just a piece of writing and make fun of that not knowing what it is
Ben Bruce has 50 Patch Of Crazy even thou he is a boy.
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when your driving along following a car in front and they randomly hit the brakes for no apparent reason, usually on a long stretch of empty road.
main proponents of crazy brake syndrome are old people and new drivers.
can be shortend to crazy brake in conversation:
person 1: "I followed a car down here, and the driver suddenly got a case of crazy brake"
person 2: "Idiots, need to learn how to drive"
When you and your partner are having sex and you both make gobbling noises, preferably during doggy, so you can lean forward in a grabbing motion, there fore catching the crazy turkey
Woman on hands and knees *gobble gobble*
Man taking her from behind: Get over here * grabs her by the sides of shoulders* I'm gonna catch the crazy turkey
To have sex.
I hear Bill was catching the crazy turkey with Jess last night.
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A crazy music teacher is someone who takes an unnatural liking to his/her music students. Very rare.
Girl: "Man, Mr. Miller is crazy!"
Boy: "Yeah, he's a crazy music teacher."
They exist, they are the male version of a Crazy Cat Lady.
"Crazy cat gentleman! you have too many cats!"
"Bollocks, I can never have too many felines."
your homie says some dumbass shit that doesn't deserve to be listened to.
homie: yo katie youched my hand!
you: damn thats crazy
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