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When someone has big wrinkly balls like a rat while also having a long and thin pee pee that is very soft yet flexible.
Honey Boo Boo:I was about to fuck chris but then I saw his nasty rat penis and I ran away
(n) - Something you use to sit on, especially when you're Quagmire in an episode of Family Guy.
Example: "Peter, can I use my penis donut to sit now?"
When a person (typically a woman) offers up sex in exchange for something. Upon collecting the owed favor, the other individual would then get to “pound her flesh.”
Portia had to be a Merchant of Penis to get that new car.
Penis Walloper is another expression for wanking, jerking.
'Bet Johns been Penis Walloping' or 'look at that fucking penis walloper over there'
(noun) (1)reasoning assessed according to strict principles of validity as defined by a man's penis. (2)the total and complete lack of actual logical thinking when a man's thinking with his junk. (3)the mechanism by which a man's penis can completely erase any rationality or reasoning capability.
At 11:30pm on a Tuesday night, Mark is out with a guy friend. He has to be up at 6am to go to work to do hard manual labor for a 10-hour shift. He's married with two kids. An older unattractive sloppy-drunk woman wants to take him home for sex. With all the above information, PENIS LOGIC only says to him, "Hey--It's NEW" so he goes with her. He later loses his job, wife, kids, and most of his future income to alimony/child support.