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Another way to say or express "Godspeed", but for agnostic and atheist people. Sometimes it is written as one word between it (universespeed).
I have a shit ton of work to do. Fml.
Universe speed!
You got this. In Universe speed!
When a group of men perform a circle jerk using only dry paperbags. The first man to bleed wins.
Hey man I bet I can speed bleed faster than you
When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.
Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.
- Going hell fast as sanic does (aka going faster than the speed of light)
- Extraordinarily fast.
Person1: Oh my god he is going at SANIC SPEED!1!!1!
Person2: Yeah, he's very fast.
The combination of hallucinogenics such as LCD or magic mushrooms and methamphetamine.
(That moment when you find out what its like when Alice in Wonderland meets The Flash)
I wont be around all day, I'm taking a speed trip to get away for a bit.
A speed where you are almost in 1st gear but still in reverse, or just being very unproductive
Our employee moves at spiegel speed.
Hell Cat Speed Chase
Hell Cat Speed Chase