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When three men in a public restroom draw on each other’s dicks before circlejerking in the handicapped stall. Before the climax they must scream “NO HOMO” in unison.
Me and my two homies did the No Love Deep Web today, it was awesome! No homo tho.
when you finger a girl, and find her g spot then you give it a nice little tickle and let the magic begin. use various speeds for different reactions
when i busted the deep tissue tickle on my girlfriend she moaned and thrusted her hips, humping my hand non stop, until she squirted
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The practice of ultimate protection whilst engaging in risky intercourse aka banging of the local slut. Two condoms, with a layer of deep heat in-between. Should the outer connie break the wearer will be notified by the partners screams, whilst maintaining the protective layer of connie number one.
I took Susan round the back of White Lion, thank god I double deep heat'd; her pain saved me from a trip to the clinic.
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A promiscuous woman's vagina that is like a deep dish pizza. Her pussy is so deep that no matter how big a male's phallus is, it will never be enough to satisfy her. You will probably need a two by four to avoid not falling in.
Girl: "idk who told yall 9in was a big dick, cause it's not"
Guy: "We got miss deep dish pussy over here"
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The act of intentionaly distorting a meme for comedic reasons.
That deep fried meme was dank as hell!
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When you drive out into the middle of the ocean with a girl and have sex with her. When you’re about to cum you pull out and put your thumb in front of your penis to split the stream, and cum in both of the girls eyes. You then dump her overboard and drive away.
“Hey Jimmy, I heard you hooked up with Jessica last night.”
“Yeah man I rented a boat and Deep Blue Sea’d her.”
“Jimmy, you rascal.”
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The act of dipping your dick in a jar of cocaine, then inserting and soaking said dick in a vagina.
Man, I sure gave that chick the deep fried dick the other night!
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