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Insert New England clam chowder up your partners ass and then shove your cock in and blow a load, then felch the contents
She wouldnt cook me dinner so I made her a New england Clam Bake
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Making a cake in an ass refers to one man ejaculating inside the anus of another man during the course of anal sex. The semen is seen as the cake batter, and the ass, the oven.
Cameron you’re a real cutie, if you’re free later I’d love to bake a cake in your ass.
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A variant of shithead that has been in the sun for too long.
Man, Timmy is a real Sun-Baked-Douche-Bag, he took all of my donuts!
The equivalent of smoking weed everyday, but you smoke it at the end of the day (Like hotboxing it with a buddy after work), going home, and sleeping till like noon, then after you wake up, eating everything in sight, and having intensions of doing the same thing, that day, and however many more times after that.
Stoner 1: So dude, what are you doing today after work?
Stoner 2: I'm probably going to Bake, Wake, Eat, Repeat
Stoner 1: Dude can I come?
Stoner 2: No....
AKA: The GBBO, The Bake-Off
A show that all of Britain watches every year to see who's baking is the best
And to see who's baking falls, tastes horrible, lookes shite, or just isn't quite to the standard of bread Paul wants.
WARNING: NEVER SPOIL THE WINNER
Reason: you don't want to get shanked
Solution: always check if the other people have seen it before you say any names
Person 1: "have you seen the Bake-Off (Great British Bake Off) yet?"
Person 2: "yeah, I can't believe George won! He did so terribly the first few rounds!"
Person 1: "DON'T SPOIL IT YOU EEJIT, I'VE NOT SEEN IT YET!"
National bake a rapist day takes place on the 27th of September. It is a very important day, reason being that you can simply find a rapist and bake them. Heat them up in an oven of yourchoce, at whatever temperature you desire. (Really, you can do this when ever you want, but doing it on said date will wield the best results.) lets aim to make this day more well known, so that all rapists can die :D
Hot person:oh look, its a rapist! CMERE BOI! ITS NATIONAL BAKE A RAPIST DAY! YOU’RE GOING IN MY OVEN!!
On September the 21st, hunt down your favourite rapists and bake them in an oven of your choice, at anything above 180 degrees for as long as you desire. Have a good time.
Today is national bake a rapist day! Come here *insert name of rapist*! Let me bake you in the oven!