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Hot pants are shorts that could not possibly be shorter -- I've got a pair of them which I keep pulling down because I feel so self-conscious. Understandably, they draw a lot of stares when paired with killer legs.
"They're -- sexy, but a bit too sexy. I don't want anybody trying to touch you, all right?" - My Mom
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To be completely overwhelmed by your sex drive so much so that you cannot focus or do anything else until mastubation is complete. Often times young males may experience ants in pants up to 3 times consecutively.
Also known as Anty Panties.
Mum: Excuse me son, how about you do some study! Your exams are soon!
Hutz: Stfu im batting.
Mum: Sounds like someone has a case of ants in pants
Hutz: I SAID STFU
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Short pants or short trousers are the original names for what many people sadly only know as shorts today.
mother: Tommy put your short pants on instead, it is too hot outside for long pants!
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Pants that are hiked up onto the belly rather than wearing them at the waist. These you see used by fat people who try to look skinny.
Jeff: Sam did you see that fat guy wearing his skinny pants?
Sam: Yeah, but they ain't helping him look skinny.
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Pertaining to a female with amazing features, usually of face and body, that warrant mentioning to one's friends. Synonyms: bangin', gorgeous.
Now that girl...she is a cutie pants.
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jeans that are usually worn by male skaters. they are tight all the way down, especially at the shins and ankles and are like boyish versions of skinny jeans. similar to the 'girl jeans' worn by some emos, but not identical. VERY HOT on guys, but just freaky weird looking on girls.
JR: ew. have u noticed that ed wears girl jeans?
ED: THERE NOT GIRL JEANS THERE KREW PANTS!
JR: *starts crying*
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