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Hey that's too much air back here, put some glass in that hole, would ya?
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A sexual act in which a male attempts to place his testicles into the asshole of his partner (preferably female but male-male action is possible also). Ideally, the asshole being to tight the testicles will repeatedly pop back out like a when you try to put a dog in a bath tub. The asshole should be well lubed and loose enough to allow partial testicle penetration. Not an ideal position for virgin or gaping assholes.
That girl is such a slut. Last night, she let me put the doggie in the bath tub!
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A common saying and good advice for men thinking about having sex with a crazy bitch.
Usually a woman that:
Never shuts the hell up, has an annoying high pitched voice and laugh, gets way too overly attached, has shaved/short hair, stares into your sole, has bigger muscles than you, believes there's more than two genders and calls herself a feminist.
"Dude I fucked this crazy chick last night and woke up and found my dick in a jar."
"Never put dick in crazy bro"
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To take high level of risks / be appear to be willing to back up words with actions / to be unashamedly frank about your intentions / motives / to put your money where your mouth is / to go all out
Man 1 "if you think this is going to work why don't you do it? come on put your balls on the table "
Man 2 "let me run it and i'l put in the fifty k you need"
Man 1"that's what i call putting your balls on the table"
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A snarky expression to mock someone for saying something uninteresting or that adds zero value to the conversation.
Flo: I ran 10 miles yesterday!
Joe: Great, I'll put it in my memoirs.
To take a dump in the tank part of a toilet. Usually done as a sick prank or a means of revenge
John totally dissed me so I went to his bathroom and Put One Up Top!!!
That gave you an erection,something that excites you,
Took my kid for his first race down 1/4 mile drag race, turned to him and said "That put the wood in your pecker"