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Bottle racing

3 or more people all fuck the shit out of a bottle until they cum. Whoever cums last must butt chug all the semen.

Dave is missing school today after getting his ass kicked in bottle racing.

by Lepussy bames May 3, 2021


The Kentucky Fish Race

Several pregnant women line up laying on the ground, then the dark African American named Bungledash punches their stomach with all of his strength, the farthest distance the baby Flys out is the winner of the free abortion.

Hey bungledash, are you going to be able to host The Kentucky Fish Race this year?

by DA Big curly July 19, 2024

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Cart Racing

At the end of a nitrous binge, you know in your fucking haze you did not do at least 1 or 2, so everybody starts digging through carts looking for a sealed one.

Man did you see those wooks fucking cart racing?

by Punky Wookster January 17, 2020


Race Capped

A term used when a person does something and is not part of that stereotype.

White Guy: I'm playing Flute

Asian Guy: Even though you're race capped?

by InnerKing May 26, 2023


Smoosh Race

A multiple team event held in northern states in which four participants strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.

Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing

Lena: "Ole, did ya here about the Smoosh Race this weekend?"

Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."

by NorhternRedneck January 6, 2012


irish rat race

when you nibble on her coochie and try to get her to cream while your mom fucks a rat

dad i’m sorry but me and mom did an irish rat race

by redpubes44 February 12, 2021


Race Flexing

Using your race or ethnicity to try and appear superior to someone else of a different race even though you personally did not create the accomplishments or do not posses the abilities to do so.

Jonbob was race flexing when he mentioned that white people had better artwork, leaving the assumption that he could create better art, even though he is not an artist.

Shofia was race flexing when she boasted about her cultural food being better than white or black people's, although she cannot cook herself.

by Afenop June 23, 2024