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Progectile weapon commonly used by members of various marching bands. The flute is mainly used as a blowgun or a tool to harm members of the low brass section.
Tim: Hey! woodwinds suck brass!!
Lauren: *clobbers Tim with flute*
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This is a universal term used in Baltimore. This could mean scared, pussy, dumb, stupid, anything you can put in front of the term “ass bitch”. A flute is pretty much all of those insults combined and means you’re just an overall Bitch ass nigga.
“Yo you’re a flute ass bitch for that”
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North Dublin slang term for penis.
"Had to get custom made Calvin Klein's cos me flute is too long."
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the highest instrument in the band excluding the piccollo and the section that requires the least amount of instruction or watching ovr from the band director (this includes for learning visual drills when marching) so basically the only thing that keeps our band directors from commiting suicide.
contrary to popular belief flutes are not airheads also generally the most well behaved and mature section
BAND DIRECTOR(BD)-ok low brass play thru it again and trumpets shut up!(half the class later its rdy to b put w/ the melody)
BD-flutes lemme hear ur part (play it once awesomely)
BD-good now lets put it all together
BD-(while setting drill) ok everyone but u four sit down for a min(u four is a few flutes) i wanna put in this visual and since u guys r the smartest well try it w/ u first
TRUMPETS AND BRASS SHUT IT
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Flute is the best instrument there is. Better than all of the drumline. Flutes are the gods of the band. If you argue with them they will beat you will there sliver stick while playing the high G note. So don’t get on there bad side.
You can find the flutes usually with each other by the bleachers during practice sharing each other chapstick, gossiping about other band members, and who’s dating who. There the Heathers of the band. Flutes are naturally talented people and they usually know how to play another instrument, or do a sport outside of band.
Omg that flute playing is the god of all gods
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Carol swallowed a flute. She was practicing her "solo" for Gerald and it accidentally got sucked down her esophagus.
Carol screams but only the shrill sounds of a flute are able to escape as she begins to turn purple. Gerald comes rushing panicked and a look of horror comes over his face. He quickly runs to Carol and pulls a pair of pliers from a pocket on his cargo shorts. He struggles to remove the flute but eventually does successfully. Well done Gerald. Carol is able to live anouther day.
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In response to the criticism they received over the Grammy for best Heavy Metal album of the year, Jethro Tull's record label took out an advertisement in Billboard magazine with a picture of a flute lying amid a pile of iron rebars and the line, "The flute is a heavy metal instrument."
Lars Ulrich was pissed
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