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While taking a chick doggie style, you slide your viened and swollen blood bomber and jam it up her crapper. After furiously pounding the skank's ass, you take your poop covered hammer and stick back in her greasy box. The sticky brownish film all along her vaginal opening resembles a Rusty Slot.
"Your sister didn't deserve much more than the Rusty Slot I gave her."
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a man uses a spoon to remove excess cum from the women, lets it dry on the table, and then uses it to serve her breakfast the next morning
that bitch sucked at giving head so i gave her the rusty spoon with her wheaties
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When a women gets on her knees and put the males testicles under neath her tongue, than flaps her arms like there wings.
This girl was giving a guy oral in a porno and than she gave the guys a Rusty Pelican.
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When you first put your balls in someone's ass and afterwards, you put them in that person's mouth
Since she came over last night and gave me a rusty trumbone, I gave her the rusty pelican tonight.
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Blowin' a fat load in her shitter
It's been so long since I've been laid so I had to give her the Rusty Teapot!
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During the act of sex while a woman is experiencing her monthly menses, the man pulls his blood-covered organ from her vagina and inserts it into the woman's mouth.
The rusty hammer is the best, but she did not think so.
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It is similar to just shitting on someone, but it has to be diarrhea, otherwise it is not a rusty shower. One can do this on any part of a person's body, but its funnier if you start on the top of the head, like an actual shower head.
Larry was so drunk that he gave his dog a rusty shower and now his dog is always skiddish around him. It's sad really.
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