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When the Kiwis combined Shed with mattress and scared the Japanese so much, they decided not to invade. It was invented after the emu wars luckily for the emus
Soldier: Sir they have a bob Semple tank.
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...
To masterbate in a public restroom by spanking one's member on the bathroom fixtures.
I just had a great spank in the tank !
A woman who finds tankies (traveling water tower welders/fabricators) and meets their lonely needs, regardless of their relationship status.
Tankie 1: “man, I need to find me a tank bunny. I’ve been in a dry spell ever since we have been on the road.
Tankie 2: “I’m sure you can find one easily. After all, what happens on the road, stays on the road!”
The country version of Schwinkie Tink, only dressed like a cowboy and likes to reenact brokeback mtn.
I cant believe Jacob was such a Schwanky Tank today.
When you go out on Thirsty Thursdays wearing your favorite Tool Tank.
mike: " Bro you going out for Tool Tank Thirsty Thursdays?"
jon: " already got mines on "
tankman also known as the Unknown Protester or Unknown Rebel in Tiananmen Square that stops tanks and gets on the tank and trys to get in idk i ant a nerd and here is an example l
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oh hell tank man got blown in the back of his head shoot.
the guy in the tiananmen square protests on 1989 june 4th that stood in front of more than 20 tanks
guy 1:hey do you know tank man?
guy 2:yeah hes from newgrounds
guy 1:fuck you hes from the tiananmen square massacre
guy 2:whats that?also was that your social credit dropping