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Antonymous of Chuck Norris; indicates cowardice, tactlessness, one-dimensional thinking and lack of restraint.
"Jeez, way to kick the kitten! That was so Tom Cruise of you!"
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The sexual act of using a guitar to masturbate your partner.
Last night I took my guitar and Tom Pettyed her for 30 min!
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Tom Cruise is a used douche bag.
Enough said.
Woman 1: What are you going to do with your Tom Cruise?
Woman 2: Not sure I might just throw it away because it sucks.
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Band and album fronted by mike patton. The album features guest appearances on every track.
patton has finally released peeping tom.
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the act of destroying or damaging your phone
Man, I wish I had a case for my phone. I totally just Tom Bradyed it.
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A peeping Tom is a person (can be girl or boy) who looks at people in a state of undress through the person's window, or through a crack in the wall, or something else. Peeping Tom's victims don't know that someone is looking at them, and can often just act like there's no one there and have people see them doing gross things, or see them naked. You don't want to have a Peeping Tom peep on you.
Madelin: I caught Caroline looking through the window at my hubby undress, I'm so mad at her!
Jillian: I didn't know Caroline was a peeping tom!
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Another term for getting a Blowjob or Handjob, beacuse the girl is “deflating your balls” as Tom Brady did during a season.
Jimmy: Yo bro, She gave the meanest Tom Brady last night!
Anthony: No way dude, Thats sick!
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