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a condition where someone (often a boy/ man) has some form of country background but it doesn’t manifest until triggered by either severe trauma or grief at the ages 16-50. Takes 4-12 months to fully run its cycle. Currently incurable. Defined by 4 stages:
Stage 1: Painful event happens to patient.. someone puts them on country music. Stage 1 consists of discovering country music and 1-5 artists they like.
Stage 2: 1-3 months of country music leads to a lifestyle change… different speech, accent, minor aesthetic changes. Drinking cold beer is not mandatory, but often accelerates progress. Some people stay here for years. others progress further.
Stage 3: If yet another event occurs, and country music or life yet again is used to recover, then they will fall deeper into the redneck lifestyle.. more severe lifestyle changes include buying a pickup truck, buying a diesel pickup, talking about pickup trucks, and buying their first pair of cowboy boots. Also includes raving about coors beer.
Stage 4: The person has made full transformation to a redneck, at least in some capacity. They will always love the life in the country, and the taste of coors beer on a friday night. Texas roadhouse is a first choice forever.
Johnnys girlfriend broke up with him and now he likes zach bryan and says y’all a lot? Must be in stage 2 late onset redneck syndrome. .
"Redneck Grandpa" "The Redneck Grandpa" or "RGP" appears on YouTube videos uploaded by his grandson (the jackass). His grandson uploads videos of Redneck Grandpa's road rage, which includes honking, cursing, and calling the cops.
Person 1: "The new Redneck Grandpa video was crazy!
Person 2: "I know! Redneck Grandpa is so funny!"
To smoke a cigarette with no filter or roach.
I've run out of filters and can't find any card, so I've been rednecking it.
To play with someones pubic hair like a banjo
I was Rednecking with Jacob yesterday.
When 2 or more closeted gay rednecks get together for some fun between the sheets
Dale and Earl went to Wayne's house last weekend for some redneck tickle time
A combination of ketchup and mayo made into a thick,homogeneous,pink colored sauce , it's used in most cases for dipping,dressing or even as a mixing condiment also it can be used to win an argument against mikeala
Mikeala: redneck sauce isn't ketchup and mayo mixed together
Me: yes it is,just check it on the urban dictionary