A fold of excessive fat that droops over the genitalia. Must be 'opened' before the commencement of love-making.
"Ah Beatrice, it's getting rather warm in here. Shall I open my love window?"
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Someone who takes way too much advantage of small fuck windows (windows of time when someone who normally wouldn't will fuck them). Similar to slut and whore.
"She screwed Brad when he was drunk? What a windowfuck!"
"Cindy, you're a foreign exchange student. I'm not going to have sex with you. Do I look like a window fuck?"
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Gay men put a potato on their window sill when they want to suck a dick. This makes it easier for other gays to know which house to go to for blowjobs.
"Our neighbor has a window potato, he must be thirsty for the D tonight."
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A Bunch of stupidass people who can't seem to make their year right without paying attention to someone they know who uses a computer in a hot room near the window.
Typically this happens because there are people who would like to believe that you masturbait a whole lot.
*Boot-up Noise from "Windows Millenium" Arrives while a comment on it is mentioned*
Stupidass People respond with: Close the window instead of turn the volume down.
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A program on a computer screen, usually a word processing document that someone switches to when a family member enters the room. This is most often a cover-up when someone is actually browsing a website of pornographic nature.
Dude, I can hear mom's footsteps! Switch from Filthy Farm Animals to the Family Window!
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A lewd sex act where you smear fecal matter over your lover's face in a circular motion, similar to a "wiping the windows" type motion.
You should've seen that tape, she was window shading *all* over Cosby's face.
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"Critical errors are the result of you asshats deleting system files" <--- But umm it crashed on clean Install. =/
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