When your brown snake is halfway out your back door, and the phone rings in the other room.
I would have answered the phone a minute ago, but I was turd tethered.
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It is grill appetizer with a slice of chicken, cream cheese, and a piece of jalapeno all wrapped in bacon. They are called turkey turds because they look like a turkey dropping once cooked.
Lets make some turkey turds for the barbeque tonight.
The aftermath of emotionally displeasing a male Herbert. A Herb Turd is an irrational response to a seemingly ordinary situation. The Herb Turd can be identified by unfriendly behaviour, faceblocking and the establishment of ancedotal chinese whispers.
Person 1: I tried to contact Herbert via Facebook the other day but he was gone from my friends list
Person 2: Man, you totes got faceblocked. Thats a Herb Turd right there, and believe me, that shit sticks.
The long knife that one uses to cut up with their turds in order for them to be flushed down the toilet.
I have to poop has anyone seen my turd knife?
When the turds splurge everywhere.
shit hits the fan, the turds can't stop coming. #2020turdsplurge
Someone's gonna splurge in ur turd, turd in ur splurge. Hot.
You're a nuisance, you cause trouble and that makes you a stinky turd.
I also tell my dog he's a turd splurge whenever he tries to eat squirrels !! >:((
"Dude, I'm gonna cause a TURD SPLURGE !!"
"Awesome man, I turded in ur butthole last night !"
A group of people or kids who act like a complete shitheads.
these children are a turd herd.