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A Pot Head who's shits began to smell nothing but weed
"Bro, Dace the smokers shit smells just like weed now"
"Yea mans she's got weed ass"
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Utilizing Products Advertised By Vince Offer Shlomi In Order To Smoke Your Weed. This Art Is Only Used As A Last Resort To Get Your Fix Of The Devil's Lettuce.
In Order To Do This, You Gotta Chop Up The Dope With The "Slap Chop" And Then Roll It In A Small Cut Of "Sham-Wow"
"Are You High Man?"
"Yeah, But I Lost My Pipe, So I Had To Resort To Sham-Weeding"
"Dude That Sucks... But At Least Youre High!"
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A particle in your belly button that one discovers to be a particle of marijuana.
What is that in my belly button? Oh! It is a weed crumb.
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something a good friend of mine has
“WDYM A WEED KINK??”
“i find smoking weed very attractive.”
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MAN I GOT BIG WEED AT HOME. IM NOT LOOKING FOR NO DIMES OR DUBS
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A meme that started on 4chan's music board /mu/. The original story is as follows:
>At a party
>Amazingly beautiful girl I had a huge beta crush on since forever is around
>She never notices me and never will
>Suddenly, a wild guitar appears
>Girl goes hyper, asks the guy who brought it to play it
>He stumbles trying to fondle the thing, clearly the guy has no clue
>Now's my chance, I actually play very well and I have a great singing voice
>Walk up to the guy, ask all smooth - "Excuse me, can I try it?"
>She gives me a definite look, I look back, definite something, god I can't believe I'm being so smooth
>She doesn't know I stalked her facebook, know how much she loves Wonderwall
>Guy gives me the guitar
>I take the guitar
>There's an ounce of weed taped to the back
Generally the format involves an unlikely story leading to a promising climax, but ends with an ounce of weed taped to something. Popular mutations of this regard an item being overpriced, the narrator inquiring about the item, and there being an ounce of weed taped to it. Sometimes the item does not function because the ounce of weed is taped inside of the item instead of outside, this is popular on the weapons board.
So I went to a car dealership, and noticed there was a car about $400 more than one that looked exactly like it. The salesman wouldn't tell me why either, they were even the same model. I checked both cars out, and they were part for part exactly the same. So I asked if i could take it for a test drive, and the salesman was a little hesitant. I get in and the car wont start, look in the exhaust pipe, ounce of weed taped in it.
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