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a very cool dude with pretty green eyes
Shlomi is very cool
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A sexual encounter between Italian infomercial hosts from Jersey and South Beach hookers engage in tongue biting, throat/face punching, and achieve climax via mugshots and media coverage.
"I said shlomi, not blow me, you followin' me camera guy?"
"$30 for a shlomi? How bout 3 installments of $9.95?"
"I'll slap chop ya face if you don't act now and shlome bitch!"
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Shlomi Is israeli name for guys this name giving ppl be more friendships to anyone and become a kind men,shlomi based by shlomo the king from bible that born from david the king.
Shlomi
Shlomi is name based by the king shlomo of jerusalem from the jewish bible ,boys that born with this hebrew name got a luck about being friendship also they are very honest to ppl no matter if it hurts.
jewish mom: i have baby how we gonna call him?
jewish dad: we call him shlomi cause the king shlomo
A shlomi means to fall asleep unintentionally, most of the times during an important meeting or hanging out with friends.
I am sorry that i missed your birthday party, i accidentally did a shlomi.
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Mortal enemy Billy Mays, hookers and all that is good and decent
Sells the shitty Shamwow! and has grand delusions of being funny. He is to Billy Mays what the Joker is to Batman, only less funny and more creepy.
Disowned by his older brother, Fire Marshall Bill
Why did God take away Billy Mays, but leave this asshole Vince Shlomi?
The wrong kid died!
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My girlfriend has such Shlomi
You have so much Shlomi, Rebecca!
I wish I could have as much Shlomi as Jen…