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Having sex while wearing a Canadian Tuxedo and using maple syrup as lube
Dude: “Bro, last night Jessic finally let me use the Canadian Tuxedo!”
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A disease that’s very similar in nature to autism. However this form of autism is Canadian. Every Canuck is born with this disease. Canadian Autism can be spread in many ways: By eating Canadian bacon( another name for dried ham), consuming maple syrup as a beverage, or drinking milk from a bag. Canadian Autism can also be contracted from another Canadian(or another person with the disease) via physical contact or hearing them saying unintelligible phrases or sentences, like their usual “eh”. As of now, December 28th, 2018 there is no cure or treatment to Canadian Autism.
Noah offered me some bacon at the the Toronto Maple Leafs game. Unfortunately I didn’t know it was Canadian bacon and I contracted Canadian Autism.
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A series of 30-second commercial spots that describe events in Canadian history. The acting quality in these low-budget commercial spots is rather poor.
Halifax Explosion: "Come on Vince! Come on!"
School Board dumbass: "Both of ye know I cannot read a word."
Mountie Sam Steel: "He didn't even have a gun! Why didn't I shoot that guy?"
First Multiplex: "You don't like 15? How about 21?"
First Microwave Comm Network: "We'll BUILD a cable car!"
Inventor of Basketball: "But I need these baskets back."
Creator of Superman: "A superhero in tights? It will never fly Joe."
Underground Railroad: "WHERE'S PA?!?!"
Arctic natives: "Now the people will know we were here."
early explorers: "That word they used, 'Canada'. I think it means 'the village'."
defense of Quebec: "I will answer from the mouth of my cannon."
Laura Second: "Take me to Fitzgibbon."
Irish refugees: "We need to keep our Irish names!"
OTHERS: jailed French author, native American refugees, Signal Hill (first wireless broadcast), WWII female fighter pilot, many more...
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noun. informal. When members of the audience at a rock concert or other upbeat music event sit cross legged in front of the stage or pit area. It is customary for members of a Canadian Mosh Pit to rest their elbows on their thighs in order to support the chin with hands in loose fists and knuckles facing together. Though a slight side to side head bob can often be observed a Canadian Mosh Pit is characterized by very little movement and no dancing.
Clancy: Dude this jam is sick , let's move off the lawn and rage by the rail.
Jasper: This crowd is pretty lame, I was up there for part of the first set and it's a Canadian Mosh pit.
The polite use of only one finger during butt sex, the Canadian way!
Wife, Would you like to partake in some Canadian Butt Sex tonight? I am feeling adventurous, eh.
-I would love some Canadian Butt Sex. Please use only the pinky though as that Kraft Dinner made my butthole burn a little, eh.
The same as regular nose goes except whoever is last gets punched by the nearest person. Reason is not needed for Canadian Nose goes and there is no task for someone to do.
Jeff called nose goes and paul was last. Jeff was closest to paul and beat the shit out of him. Paul was surprised because he did not know that it was Canadian Nose Goes.
Like a regular corn hole, except using icy hot as lube
I was worried she'd be sore after I gave her the Canadian Corn Hole but the Icy Hot soothed the pain away.