Body eggs

Testicles

"That bitch kicked him right in the body eggs"

egg hair

An egg hair is a corse egg strand found in your breakfast plate while eating hashbrowns!

Jenn was very concerned when she found a large egg hair in her breakfast.

Egg Sniping

A phrase pertaining to sabotage, created by demented Science Olympiad students. May also be 'dirty'.

"Hey, hey, no egg sniping!"

Dirty egg

The action of shoving an egg up someone’s ass, while rubbing them in yolk.

chad: yo bro! I gave my boy a “dirty egg” last night.
dave: that’s disgusting.

Dirty Eggs

Eggs fried in bacon fat

Do you think this diner serves Dirty Eggs?

Fatty Egg

La epic roast made by Po (aka Kung-fu Panda from the emoji movie)

Jeff: “Hi Gib.”
Gib: “Exit the area you Fatty egg.”

Jeff: *Is kill*

Egg Numbers

Zero's all across, zip. Basically what you don't want to score on an exam, sporting event, or any other affair in which a "point" system is a factor.

Boss: So what'd we get on our customer satisfaction survey.

Secretary: Ehhhhhhh...we got egg numbers sir.

Boss: Egg numbers.....fuck me sideways.