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when a woman is seemingly attractive but ends up having an attractive body with an f'ed up face.
"Don't be a butterface, where evrything is good, 'butther' face"
Person #1: damn, look at that chick!
Person #2: *chick turns around to be hideous* ugh, you mean that butter face?
Person #1: dammit, the cake is a lie.
When you want to make butter from your friends breast milk. You can also make many other dairy products, mainly butter though.
Friend: "Oh my god Christina can we make butter out your breast milk!! We can call it Christina Butter!!!!"
Christina: "No bitch that's fucking weird!!"
the psychic residue from watching or reading the news
the dirty feeling one gets from from placing one's attention on politics
the tangy and fetid mixture of demagoguery and American politics
Trumple butter - smooth or chunky, it's no bueno
Quite often a massive amorphous sack of lard who also appears to be humanoid. Their diet consists of butter, deep fried twinkies and vegetables (HAH just kidding. That would never happen.) They also have this idea that dieting got them this way and that all women are oppressed just because 'Butter Tutters themselves are unappealing.
Joey: Hey Mark? Have you ever encountered a butter tutter before?
Mark: I've fought them before, yes.
Joey: How do you defeat them?
Mark: That's easy . You either hold a door for them or talk to them about fitness.
Method of buttering a bagel/piece of toast etc. that is so dry it seems as though it was gently hovered over the vicinity of the butter with minimal - if any- physical contact to it not unlike the practice of Reiki .
This bagel is so fucking dry, it must have been Reiki-buttered.
The liquidation of butter.
Karima splashed butter juice in her face