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Captain Caramel

A dog who is kind of stupid but people still love him

Do you see that dog Captain Caramel? he isn't really that bright but we still love him.

by Awordguy October 21, 2021


Captain curious

A man who isn't sure of his sexuality quite yet and needs to get out in the world to figure himself out.

oh man i'm such a captain curious

by kcbc February 20, 2012


Snow Captain

A generally good looking, professionally-established man who exhibits characteristics including (but not limited to): haughtiness, arrogance, being overly well-spoken, gray/white hair, indifference to perceived subordinates, long monologues referencing their intensely specific subset of knowledge.

A Snow Captain displays certain personality traits similar to the female counterpart, Ice Queen.

This condescending professor is apparently too good to be involved with actually teaching students. Just because he's good looking and runs his own lab doesn't mean he can ignore us and treat us like dogs. Why did I have to get stuck with this Snow Captain?

by Idrinkyourtears March 09, 2011


Captain boomerang

Dc villain known to have most useless weapon enemy of the flash

I heard the flash fought captain boomerang last week... it was like 15 seconds og nc

by しゅじん November 06, 2021


CAPTAIN DUCK

that one dickhead from discord

fuck you captain duck

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 02, 2020


Captain's Rank

When a woman has camel toe while wearing a military uniform. The Camel Toe resembles the double bars of the rank of Captain.

"Hey check out that chick in the tight pants"

"I'd stand at attention for that Captain's Rank"

by SGT Cricket November 24, 2011


captain shiny

Person with a bald head that you can normally see yourself in. its kind of like having a mirror but its living.

TY: AHOY CAPTAIN SHINY!!!
Gary the bus driver: DAMN IT DONT CALL ME THAT.
TY: Anything you say shiny top.
(Ty walks away)
Gary: asshole.

by skaterboy December 03, 2007