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Cheek's Law

A derivative of Murphy's Law, but a thousand times worse. The problem that goes wrong will go wrong to the fullest extent.

Guy 1: I just had sex, but she turn turned out to be my cousin and she was born a guy.

Guy 2: That's Cheek's Law at work.

by Rebel1269 December 11, 2015


Flab cheeks

Fuck they flabby

โ€œWoah๐Ÿคฉ look at those flab cheeks ๐•—๐•๐•’๐•“โ€

by Peeeeepeeee brain June 10, 2020


Half ass cheek

Skinheads and people with skin hair cuts who understand a buoyancy of life well enough to know the ultimate fundamental of any existence since weight is burden that has been overcome. The reference is derived from a whooty, her ass cheeks, which half of it looks exactly like the back of a skinheads head and someone with a skin hair cut.

Example 1: Than man is so straight, he an heterosexual everyone calls him a half ass cheek.

Example 2: Lucifer solved the problem in minutes today in class, the lecture teaching the class "she called him a half ass cheek".

Example 3: The sun shine is half ass cheek man.

by Cypharr December 7, 2015


clap cheeks

Clap dem cheeks

Example I clap Harley Quins cheeks every day daddy Harder Harder yes daddy with the sharply defined edges going into me. I clap cheeks everyday

by YT Drxsp November 4, 2020

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Lift cheek

The act of breaking wind from ones rectum.

Gary just lift cheek I would not go near him for some time.

by Shnabby September 2, 2023


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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000

last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023


double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000

when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000

last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023