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a verbal dispute between two chodes that has the potential to turn physical under the right circumstances
Brad: You stole my girl and fucked my wife! If I had to fight someone it would be you.
Trenton: YOU WOULD NEVER FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE PUSSSY!
Nicholas: Brad and Trenton really need to calm down.
Chaz: For dur. If they go at it for much longer we may get to witness a little chode chowdown
Any individual that works in the fire service who is usually one or more of the following:
1. Young and fresh out of fire academy
2. Hides his/her inexperience behind their massively large ego
3. Brags about a couple fires they went on with their PCF company.
4. Always has something to say such as "that's not how we did it at my PCF station."
5. Refuses to admit wrongdoing
6. Has firefighter license plates and/or stickers on their large lifted bro truck wth a light bar and HID headlights.
7. Tucks ears into duty hat
8. Usually more concerned with wearing one way reflective sunglasses and conversing with other fellow fire chodes than the training or incident at hand.
9. Cannot survive without a cell phone
10. Extremely active on social media and usually posts pictures taken in the fire engine or vape pictures.
11. Uses stupid slang words that no one in the fire service understands.
12. Usually lives at home and after getting a paid job with a department, buys a brand new diesel truck that usually costs more than most people's house payments.
FF1; "Is that guy checking the weather on his phone while we're going code 3 to this vegetation fire?"
FF2: "no he's just updating his status and Facebook picture. He's a fire chode"
FF1: "what are all those guys doing with their cell phones out? We're supposed to be training!"
FF2: "that's the new batch of fire chodes we just hired. I think they're comparing vape pictures."
when someone has a chode so fat juicy and delicious that Jesus himself must have a try
wow jonathan has a jesus chode, i could barely fit it in my mouth its so thick
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This product is a grainy powder that can be rubbed on one's chode and it will dehydrate and shrivel the chode until the width grealy decreases and the chode becomes a normal penis. Found in the same habitat as the chode lasso.
Hey man, take some of this CHODE poison, it really worked for me!!! It's viagra for chodes!
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Mockery of Logan Paul's logang, the term "Chode gang" is randomly shouted out in a crowded area until someone else responds with a louder "chode gang".
Guy a: "Chode gang"
Guy b: "chode gang"
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A female who uses her teeth when performing oral sex
Man, everything was great until that chode ripper snagged my dick on her braces!
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Can be either smegma (the crust on yer balls after sex) or jizz.
I got a serious case of chode paste after banging that chick.
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