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locked in like a come bet

Expression used by craps dealers - you're trapped, no way out. could also mean:
your job is secure,
you're engaged to be married,
you knocked up your girlfriend & you're going to pay child support for the rest of your miseable life.

Pit Boss: Vinko is moving to Vegas so it looks like they'll promote Joey D.

Box Person: He's locked in like a come bet!

by the wetspot March 29, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Til the balls come home

A fairly uncreative, but slightly more satisfying variation of 'Til the cows come home.' It gives you an excuse to say 'balls' and this definition provides a reference if anyone calls you out for it. This is legit, person being shown this definition by someone you just heard say 'Til the balls come home.'

'How late do you have to work tonight?'
'Literally all goddamn night. I'm going to be at work until the balls come home.'
'That's not a saying.'
'Sure it is. Check urban dictionary.'

by yeti_detective August 23, 2012

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Don't come the cunt, cunt!

Informing your mate he is being an arse.

Your mate is trying to give you some shit

Dougie: Alright

Angus: Your Round

Dougie Don't come the cunt, cunt!

by Shudders January 18, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


come fuck me boots

These are articles worn by a party not at all interested in fucking. They are warning lights: stay away -- too hot. Do not touch with a 10-inch penis. Et cet er a.

"She was wearing black fuck-me pumps"

She looked hot.

"The example doesn't use the word come fuck me boots"

by Chris from Vancouver December 7, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


coming up Milhouse

When all possible choices or venues have been exhausted with no favorable result.

I tried to find the DVD at Wal-Mart, Best Buy, Circuit City, even at the pawn shop, but everything's coming up Milhouse.

by herphosmanolin August 21, 2008

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uncle tom comes to town

The monthly menstral cycle of the female anatomy, stands for Time Of the Month

lauren said to steph" ohh nooo, uncle tom comes to town today"

by dirtygerman92 August 22, 2009

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Come Out My Face

Blind Rage

Tony was dissing my Mom again and the next thing I knew he was on the floor with a split lip and a bloody nose. I musta come out my face!

by Blip11 July 15, 2014

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