the man who made the hit 2012 game “My Singing Monsters”
Person 1: Hey dude guess what!
Person 4: what.
Person 1: IM FRIENDS WITH DAVE KERR FROM MSM!!!!
Person 4: idgaf
A guy in Boston that got drunk, fell onto the tracks, and got slaughtered by an orange line train. More than likely there was lots of blood splattered onto passengers and body parts flying. Can also be used as an insult.
Man I’m so drunk lemme go on the safety line and wait for a train. Oh no I fell, and I think I’m gonna die.
*blood splatters*
Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”
Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.
When someone over judges something yet they don't understand themselves that it's a cannon not a big chimney to put coal into it to heat
Dave: why you such a Dave?? My car is navy blue not green
Luis: wait is it because I said your van is green not blue, I'm such a Dave Cannon
The saddest of all beings, so said that his home cried for him. A map to his dad boy treasures can be found inked on his arm.
The Chronicles of Sweet Baby Dave.
Carl Dave is the name of the fucking sexiest man you ever know if you got him don't leave em. fuck em
Very good modern thinking analytical NFL GM. Doesn't like running the ball or stopping the run.
Dave Gettleman: I would never draft a running back with the 2nd overall pick.
A avid runner who only looks like an old man, has cankles, a hump back, Jells in his soles, and no to little hair.
I feel bad for old dave he had to retire after 8 years.