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F*cktard

A person of questionable sexual orientation that hangs by it's thumbs in a mingotree spewing vomit and acid upon anyone that passes close by.

Watch out where you walk in this park, there be a F*cktard in every mingotree and they will spew on you!

by yellowpi January 10, 2006

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Chris and Elizabeth F

1. Chris and Elizabeth F. Are the worst couple in the world. They are a couple who cannot be separated for more than 1 second. They hug and kiss every millisecond. Chris is in this relationship for sex, while Elizabeth F. is in this relationship because her standards are very very very low. Chris and Elizabeth F. are why antidepressants were made. They are the reasons why there are gay people. They are a white trashy couple who are distant cousins. Gino and Christine are a better couple. #Matthew is better

2. Please accept this please. :)

Yo, that couple is like Chris and Elizabeth F.

by Mattcamfan42069 April 21, 2019

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F-Zero GX

Absolutely the fastest, most difficult, most ass-kicking, balls-smashing, amazing racing game ever fucking created. The graphics are stunning; some of the best on the Cube, even when you're rushing past them at 1200 km/h. Yeah, that's Mach 1.5 - and it feels like it. This game is badass beyond belief, the absolute best in the series and and a must-own if you have any real gaming sense.

Along with Contra and its numbered sequels, this is one of those games that you must play if you consider yourself a man.

The only reason to complain about F-Zero GX is if you're too much of a pansy to get past the second mission.

by Red the Ghost July 14, 2010

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Kung F-U

When you flip someone off after giving them a square hit to the jaw.

Yo man did you see Larry last night?! He punched a nigga in the jaw then flipped him off! He totally Kung F-Ued him.

by DDSavage January 1, 2016

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ctrl+F+U

From the web series Red vs Blue, Caboose's keyboard shortcut at command for every time he team kills.

Washington: "I told them Caboose did it. Apparently they already have a shortcut on their keyboard for recording his team kills"
Caboose: "Ctrl+F+U"

by confusedfish January 8, 2010

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Alfred F. Jones

Alfred F. Jones, F. Standing for Franklin, is quite obnoxious. He is loud when he talks to others, and loves to pull stupid pranks on people. Although he is quite weird, he is very smart, though others around him choose to ignore that fact. He's had a tough past, and because of that, he has chosen to be an incredibly happy-go-lucky person. Whenever he makes new friends, he either drives them crazy, or vows to protect them. Because he likes protecting, and helping others, he often refferes to himself as a hero. Alfred chooses to be child like, but anyone who knows him knows that when he wants to be serious, he can be freakishly scary. Out of everyone Alfred knows and has yet to meet, he is one of the most physically capable out of all of them. He is much stronger than all of his friends, and even drug a large car behind him for an hour looking for his brother, Arthur, to see if he could drive it. Alfred has an incredibly busy schedule all of the time, but he always sets his priorities straight, doing almost everything his boss tells him to. He is touched deeply by American history and whenever past tragedies are brought up in conversations, such as 9/11, he gets very emotional and his friends have to help calm him down. He is younger than most of the people he knows, but they all enjoy his presence to some extent. Over all, he is a playful guy with both an incredibly hard steel side and a squishy, soft, plush side. Anyone would be lucky to meet someone like Alfred F. Jones.

Person A: "Look, there's Alfred F. Jones acting weird again."
Person B: "He is weird, but he stuck up for me one time when someone else was being rude."
Person C: "Yeah, but he went way too overboard last week during the 4th of July."

by PurpleMorton February 3, 2018

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control-f years

The years of life spent trying to find oneself and figure out what he or she will do with their life. Typically someone's 20's. These youngsters often feel a bit lost about their place in the world but usually have a blast looking.

"I love my family and all that, but, damn, I miss my control-f years."

by hodags1966 January 23, 2018

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