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A person who had a lifetime hatred of cats. One who used to tell tales of how evil they were. Then one day their girlfriend or wife, or kid, or etc. forces them to live with a cat. Cats are attracted to cat haters. This particular cat also turns out to be intelligent, friendly and loving. The cat hater eventually sees kitty do something funny, looks at kitty and says, " You'll do cat,you got a home with me." At this point kitty will look at the former cat hater and blink hi eyes one time. In cat talk this can mean different things but in this case it means "I like you too."
A converted cat hater becomes a cat defender. They get angry when people say bad things about them. They become homicidal if they think somebody is going to hurt their cat.
Two bored teenagers are crusing a tiny midwestern village late at night.
Teen 1; I'm bored man, lets do something, lets tear this fucking little town up, take that gun and shoot at some houses.
Teen 2; This is the town where Billy was killed. He shot at a house and within 15 seconds half the town was shooting at him.
Teen 1, Bad idea, take my pellet rifle, it makes less noise, and start shooting their fucking cats. Everybody in this town hates cats. We will be hero's to them.
Teen 2. Aims the pellet rifle at a cat but before he can shoot the back window of their car explodes. Then they hear the distinct sound of another round being jacked in to a pump shot gun.
Teen 1. "Lets get the fuck out of here dude!" "That's a converted cat hater with a gun and they WILL kill us."
The teens later meet their buddies. They tell their friends "Some asshole shot our back window out but that's OK." We really beat the shit out of him and we tore that little town up before we left," "You shoulda seen it man, they was all scared of us and acting like bitches."
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Someone who is totally a ridiculous hater. Like they shouldn't hate that much it's just ridiculous how much they hate.
Tanisha was really bitch ass hating on that handicap guy over there. What a bitch ass hater.
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Probably any mature person with at least a modicum of taste, dignity and the ability to resist countless cringe-worthy marketing schemes from soulless entities such as (mainly) the Disney corporation.
an example of something you may hear from the mouths of so called 'Jonas brothers haters' when prompted:
"I think for myself."
Enough said!
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Obnoxious rabid assholes that take their hatred of Johnny Test to extreme levels. They won't stop making shitty hate art either.
Matthew Davis Media is a prime example of a Johnny Test Hater
"WE GET IT!! YOU HATE JOHNNY TEST!! STOP RUBBING IT IN OUR FACES!! PLEASE!!!!!"
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The retard above me is tottally wrong about them. A Jonas Brothers Hater is someone who has hit puberty, unlke the person above me who is probably a nine year old girl like the rest of the Jonas Brothers Fans. This is someone who has a good taste in music and has lots of friends because they have a good taste in music. Guy Jonas Brothers fans dont like them because most actually know a good singing voice, Girl Jonas Brothers hate them because of the same reason and also have a better taste in men unlike their fans who drool over their 3 centimeter dick's.
Jonas Brothers walk by...and a bunch of 9 year old girls follow.
Boy Jonas Brothers Hater: Wow look at those faggots, even I could sing better than them.
Girl Jonas Brothers Hater: They are so ugly, I feel sorry for all those 9 year old girls drooling over their 3 centimeter dick.
9 year old girl: Shut up! Ur just jelous because your not as famous as they are! Your just jealous! (x10).
*9 year old girl gets beat up by both of them*
Boy Jonas Brothers Hater: Hey wanna go out?
Girl Jonas Brothers Hater: Sure!
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A person who goes out of the way to diss Rap music, in the process attempting to piss off as many rap fans as possible. They are usually rock fans and frequent Hip Hop and R&B videos on Youtube and leave negative, single-minded and ignorant comments.
Hip hop hater leaving comment on T.I. video on youtube: "This fuckin sucks man, this ain't music this is just pointless noise - ahhh!!!!. Listen to System of a Down or Greenday - that's real music."
Angry rap fan: "Why did you click on the video on the first place, if you don't like it don't watch it, retard! We don't go on rock videos and say "This sucks, rap music is waaaay better!"
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1.) A person that knows whats big in the hip hop world, that kinda rules ja rule out right there.
2.) A person that knows that ja rule is a tupac wannabe, the only thing tupac and ja rule have in common is an early death, you know what i mean!!!
ja rule is 2 foot tall and thinks hes tupac, i just laugh my ass off at him, doe ray me - d12, i instruct ja rule to listen to it!!!
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