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The act of chaffing a circumcised penis between your thighs
Code for going outside to smoke marijuana, to be used around those who disapprove. Only works if you have a dog. Do not attempt this subtlety if there is no dog around. It does not go well.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.
Sitting around, having dinner with boring, judgmental family.
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha
When you go on a walk and you jack off in a public place. But not in a public bathroom.
I went on a spank walk last night. Example: I jacked off in the bushes by the park.
Wall Walking is a ROBLOX term to refer to the glitch where you Wall Hop, but you don't jump, which results in an almost humanly impossible challenge.
Player: Dude what am I supposed to do here there's absolutely nothing here.
Creator: Just start wall walking across the frame and then you can continue.
Player: What the fuck?
A term used to describe when a person suddenly realises what a mistake probably making by asking "What are you doing?" to themselves as if they'd just walked in to witness themselves acting this way.
Tim: I just had a moment of clarity, you know, I woke up. It's like... you know when you have an orgasm on your own? You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho, and you're lying there and everything's going really great, you're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images, everything seems so right, and suddenly - phht! Bingo! You wake up. And you're lying there sweating, desperately looking for the tissue which you know is still in your pocket, and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor, and it's like walking in on yourself, you know? It's just like "What're you doing?" That's how I felt tonight feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. "What the fuck are you doing?"
When you find your parents doing something sus and or find a sus object that belongs to them.
Bro I just had a walk in moment when I found the 400 fluid ounces of lube in their closet!!!
A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.
How was tommy last night?
He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.
Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?
Yes, just like all men are.