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Where summer barbeques involve Wolverines. The reason they are extinct in Michigan is because they've been hunted by Spartans.
U of M fans will knock the education, but 90% of them didn't attend college and got their gear at Wal-Mart. They tend to be overweight, diabetic, ugly, and speel lik thise. If you're a guy, you can't help but walk around with a boner because there are so many hotties walking around. Beware - STDs are rampant, but this a case at many universities. Just wrap your junk with a garbage bag or an entire roll of Cling Wrap and you'll be fine.
The best university in the state of Michigan! Anyone that says different didn't even graduate from high school. Appalachian State, anyone? Didn't think so.
hockey Final Fours MSU East Lansing Spartans hot women big boobies not U of M Wolverines taste great Michigan State University
Our 48 states not including Alaska and Hawaii. The above definition is wrong, Alaska is not part of the continental United States
Hawaii is outside of the Continental United States
A school of higher learning where all you do is drink rubinoff vodka 4 days a week and take a bus around campus especially to Tilly for fun food bar and chicken parm. Located in between Boston and Providence and close to Cape Cod. There is an annoying train that goes through campus 15 times a day. Do not take Stan Ross as a teacher. Bridgewater is also the home of alot of fine bitches. There is also greek life which sucks because the girls are ugly.
WARNING: Dont feed the Grizzly!!
and stay away from 302 Durgin because gay rape was commited in there
Bridgewater State College is da shizzle my nizzle because Grizzly owns you with rubinoff handles.
When a girl rides you for more than 3 hours, your penis turns a bluish purple color with a raw sensation.
She rode me so good she gave me a Boise State Bronco.
What it feels like to have a corrupt congress and Trump as president when you have a functional heart and spine.
It’s a weird time for patriotism in the Poonited States of America.
SUS
The South part of the Unites States, it's very warm and has nice food but if you don't agree with its residents politics you might get yourself shot.
Southern United States has good food but it's also kinda SUS