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Perjorative for ambulance.
Thank goodness the band-aid wagon is here! I've already lost eight pints of hemoglobin!
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While your girl is sleeping, jizz all over her tits. Then lay the top sheet on it. In the morning when it's dried up it peels off her like a sticky band-aid! Just as SEK did back in Naim.
Scott was mad his girl didn't want sex, so he beat off in her and gave her a sticky band-aid
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Using a quick fix to deal with a problem temporarily, only to have it re-emerge later. It is a fundamental cornerstone of modern society.
An example of a Band-Aid Solution:
I bought my girlfriend a gift, because she was upset that I told her she was fat. She's still fat.
Person who goes to Blue Mountain and is obsessed with band and cares about nothing else.
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An NHS Employee that tells lies.
That nurse said I had cancer, it turns out I had the clap, she is a band 5 bullshitter
Lemon Demon is a band given to us by the holy lord Neil Cicierega. Cicieragea? Cicieroga? Nobody can spell that. The most astonishing musical composition engendered by Lemon Demon is - in my personal opinion - Two trucks, conspicuously. The ardency between these two trucks is just astonishing! The way they hold hands, the way they make love..
Aaron: "Hey, what's Lemon Demon (band)?"
Me: "The best, most astounding, great, extraordinary band ever. Okay, let me introduce you to it, let's commence with Touch Tone Telephone. A musical composition about a curious, nervous theorist about to tell all his theories to someone.. *continues to ramble about the musical composition*"
Aaron: "Okay..maybe we'll start with this one called Cabinet Man, it looks less..complex?"
Me: "Oh, that's a personal favorite! The storyline is great, about an arcade machine with organs inside of it."
Aaron: "What?"
Noun A group of people that hang out in the school's band room hours before school starts and hours after school ends. Band roomers, though not necessarily band nerds, may be found playing their instruments (or other people's instruments) for hours, for no good reason. They also may be seen eating, loafing around, holding loud conversations, rearranging the chairs and stands, or maybe even building themselves a small shelter out of instrument cases in which to sleep in when they stay overnight. It seems as though they live in the band room 24/7. If left uncontrolled, the population of band room-ers will continue to grow, and the band room as we used to know it will transform into a homeless shelter for weirdo musicians, if such a shelter ever existed.
You may be a band roomer if:
You bring your breakfast and/or lunch and/or dinner to eat in the band room.
You come to school before 7 AM for no other purpose than to hang out in the band room.
You are in the band room after 4 PM and you are not a custodian or band director.
You spend a grand total of three hours or more in the band room, not counting band itself.
You live in the band room.
I came to school at 6:45 AM for a sectional and these band room-ers are already there! When I leave, they're still there at 6 PM!
Do these band room-ers have somewhere else to hang out other than the band room???
Band room-ers, please go home!!!