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A Morning After Tee Shirt is when you where the tee shirt of the last person you had sexual intercourse with the next day to work or school.
Girl 1: Ew. Why are you wearing that ugly boys shirt?
Girl 2: No. It's my Morning After Tee Shirt from Dan.
Girl 1: Oh. Makes more sense now.
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to perform oral sex on your lover while they are sleeping.... they will wake up happy!!!!! (this may be difficult to do if he/she is a heavy sleeper)
Forget breakfast in bed... just wake up to head.... my man gave me a happy morning wake up!!!
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The act of taking a shit while at the same time eating an egg salad and drinking coffee to sooth your bowels, popularize by H3H3
Mike: "Man, what's takeing Jim do long in the bathroom?"
Jim: "Good morning and God Bless"
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A tall glass of Monster energy drink and Orange juice over ice.
After a long weekend in Reno,Matt needed a"Good morning mother fucker" just to make the drive home.
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Morning sex prior to brushing teeth or taking a shower.
“Hey baby, you want some stinky morning boom boom?.”
The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.
shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.
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A “good morning and god bless” is when you get your breakfast and coffee ready, just so you can eat it while taking a shit in the morning.
“Ethan! Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?”
“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”
“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”
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