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UNIC Intern

United Nations Information Center Intern. Title given to those who labor at a UNIC office without pay. Otherwise known as a highly capable, ambitious, and internationally-oriented individual with great aspirations to uphold the UN Charter and make the world a better place.

Is able to respond diplomatically to inquiries and visits by high-level dignitaries such as the UN Secretary General himself, as well as to nonsensical actors. Is also well-versed in the names and nationalities of all previous UN Secretary Generals, as well as the thousands of acronyms that characterize the vast UN system. Is also adept at engaging in social media and economy-enhancing activities without detection in the office.

Terms such as 'capacity building' and 'gender-based violence' are the daily parlance of the bonafide UNIC intern.

Layperson: Who's that man?
UNIC Intern: He's the SRSG for MONUSCO
Layperson: ....????
UNIC Intern: He's the Special Representative of the Secretary General for the U.N. Stabilization Misson in the Democratic Republic of Congo

by iamanonymous2010 July 20, 2010


khaled international school

shitty school with shitty teachers that dont give a fuck about the students their google maps reviews are fake as fuck💀💀💀💀 they dont care if you get bullied they give you tests everyday the canteen is expensive as shit my english teacher in grade 4 used to bully me kos o5to mr shawki

kos om khaled international school

by beheiwowiwiw22 December 22, 2021


Internal cleanse

When you cum in your girl so hard that it comes out her asshole, bussy, mouth, eyeballs, nose, fingertips.

IM GONNA BLOW A LOAD!!!

HOLY SHIT THAT BLEW OUT OF EVERYWHERE! THAT WAS AN INTERNAL CLEANSE!

by Abong has tiny shlong May 25, 2019


February Intern

Disgruntled intern who seeks conflict resolution by watching anime at work.

And that attending? She was on my shitlist the entire rest of the week. I was not helping her with procedures, I was running every stupid question by her, I was watching anime instead of updating families (day team problem), doing the bare minimum when asked to chart review (etc) because I’m no July bitch intern. I am a FEBRUARY INTERN.

by Neostigmeme February 22, 2022


international steal a sign day

5 January, the day to steal a sign. It's a great way to start off the new year.

- yo! what are we doing today
- you're kidding me, right? it's the 5th of January,

- Yeah, what about it?

- its international steal a sign day. We're bout to steal some signs man.

by Pab The Builder November 24, 2019


Internal DM’s

An internal DM is a private thought that you don’t want someone to try and infiltrate.

He/Him: You’ll think about this in the middle of the night.

She/her: Stop tryin to creep into my internal DM’s.

by Keysmarine January 15, 2022


International GIF day

March 26 is the international GIF day declared by two students in Lithuania...

Today is International GIF day.

by iamheretodeclarewar March 26, 2021