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Internet Shit

When people on the internet completely change something to fit there point of view because they know that most people believe anything they read on the internet. such as a Christian saying that all atheist are evil devil worshipers or when atheist say that all christians are crazy redneck republicans.

democrat: Don't vote Republican they invented aids.

idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.

idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!

Republican: Don't vote Democrat they forcew you to be there slaves!

idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.

idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!

by blackstookmybike March 8, 2012


Internet Hybrid

Someone who is a Jack of all trades, master of none on the net.

It is completely neutral and takes no sides.

It takes the grey area or creates it.

It is the most reliable entity to talk to with no bias.

Hey Internet Hybrid do you like {Insert anything}?

<>"Yes. "

by All of the above? December 15, 2018


Internet Hangover

When you wake up at 75 and realise you've wasted your entire life caring about other peoples problems, online!

Hello world!

(internet hangover)

by Dr. Tardlord January 25, 2016


internet opinions

Something you're not allowed to have no matter what and if you try to back it up you get called names so just dont have one.

Person 1- "I commented on my favourite persons video saying i liked it and that they're my favourite then everyone called me names"
Person 2- "Yep thats what happens when you have internet opinions"

by Mrsamskyrim March 9, 2016


internet profit

The moral gain one receives from trolling a thread or status.

That guy is a douchebag, but he sure brings in some serious internet profit.

by CSRT4U June 11, 2013


Internet Red

A word-to-word translation of 'Wang Hong'. Wang internet/net, Hong red.

noun:
- A Chinglish Chinese Englsih word means "Influencer", "Content Producer".

adjective:
- popular things, i.e. locations/shops/products/jobs ect., because they are highly-rated in social media.

noun:
- Chef Wang Gang now have 1.13 M subscription on his YouTube channel, and this made him an Internet Red.

- 'Wang hong' is someone who has lots of followers, but unlike bloggers they do not need to be seen as a content expert. Instead they are influencer due to their looks or their sense of humour.

adjective:
- Chef Wang Gang's 'Red Braised Pork' teast reaaaally good! No wonder it is an 'internet red' recipe.

by C.Q.009.404 December 19, 2019


Internet fairy

A small pixie that hacks your internet a.k.a. Moms

Hey mom your such a internet fairy

by Aidenrulesdaworlddealwidit June 3, 2019