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To be a complete and total idiot. Very annoying person who thinks people look up to him. Says everything with an annoying hic accent.
Professor: Well I thouwt it would be nice for the class to study this in a group type setting. So lets get this hw in to me in 4 weeks. I like to eat dicks.
Student: Aww man, this is just like landers
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Also known as JMIM, Just Mute It Mates is used to address a specific audience commenting on a video in which an unnecessary, unwanted song is playing during the video. This phrase is used to acknowledge that you dislike the song without aggressively insulting the creator of the video.
Commenter 1: Cheers for making these vids man, but like other people have commented, this music is pretty unbearable.
Commenter 2: Redo this with better and less profane music. Great and really helpful video though!
Commenter 3: Just Mute It Mates.
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The Worst Just Dance Team EVER.
“Do you like Just Dance University Team?”
“Yes”
“Fuck You”
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A conciliatory phrase to defuse a judgmental, but true, statement.
You are charging $150 for 15 minutes of work?! I'm just sayin'. Actually meaning, you know that's not right.
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Get the god damn hint. She/He doesn't like you back so stop being an asshole wondering if it means anything else. You both will most likely drift apart after these words are said to you, in rare cases, this can work out and you can still be friends.
Let's just be friends, and don't be a "Nice guy" and say I'm going to go get abused.
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A phrase that is commonly misunderstood by the nice guys. It means exactly what it says, but just incase you don’t understand I’ll dumb it down for you:
The girl who says this isn’t interested, not because she wants to be with an asshole but because she genuinely isn’t interested in you.
An example of such an interaction using this phrase:
Nice guy: m’lady, I am in love with you.
Girl: sorry, let’s just be friends
Nice guy: fine then, go for another man who will beat and abuse you, I can’t wait until you come back to me all beaten and bloody, cos that’s what other men will do to you. I would never do anything to hurt you if you said yes.
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The "Just One Pump" Frappuccino is the favourite drink of skinny bitches, along with the Vodka Diet Coke.
This is an option you can ask for when ordering your Frappuccino at Starbucks.
It refers to barristas pumping less sugar syrup into your drink to have less calories.
Barristas usually put 2 or 3 pumps in the cup, skinny bitches want only 1.
*At Starbucks*
- Hi darling, I just got out of my yoga class and I'm dying for a little booster. I'd like a Venti Coffee Frap with 2 extra shots of espresso. Just One Pump please.
- Sure. What name should I put on the cup?
- You don't recognize me bitch? I'm Kim Kardashian!
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