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To be a complete and total idiot. Very annoying person who thinks people look up to him. Says everything with an annoying hic accent.
Professor: Well I thouwt it would be nice for the class to study this in a group type setting. So lets get this hw in to me in 4 weeks. I like to eat dicks.
Student: Aww man, this is just like landers
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What an officer or detective says to a distraught lady who is bringing him piles of assorted documents, when all he'd come for was a single facsimile-printer page that is significant to his investigation.
Retired P.I.: Years ago before the advent of the Internet and junk e-mails, I investigated countless instances of over-zealous companies' sending unrequested ads/newsletters to other businesses' printer/phone-combo machines, and so I was having to frequently say, "Just the FAX, Ma'am" when a distraught secretary would be almost-hysterically showing me all the voluminous sheafs of junk-mail that her office was receiving every day.
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It's either people wanting your trust and they are actually willing to do anything and that they swear they won't make the same mistakes again. OR ANOTHER DEFINITION, which is people who say "just trust me." to make you trust them while also manipulating you. Watch out for these tactics.
Stranger 1: Hey there, just trust me
Stranger 2: I'm not comfortable with trusting you, I barely know you
Stranger 1: I know, but you can trust me.
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A conciliatory phrase to defuse a judgmental, but true, statement.
You are charging $150 for 15 minutes of work?! I'm just sayin'. Actually meaning, you know that's not right.
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A phrase that is commonly misunderstood by the nice guys. It means exactly what it says, but just incase you don’t understand I’ll dumb it down for you:
The girl who says this isn’t interested, not because she wants to be with an asshole but because she genuinely isn’t interested in you.
An example of such an interaction using this phrase:
Nice guy: m’lady, I am in love with you.
Girl: sorry, let’s just be friends
Nice guy: fine then, go for another man who will beat and abuse you, I can’t wait until you come back to me all beaten and bloody, cos that’s what other men will do to you. I would never do anything to hurt you if you said yes.
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Get the god damn hint. She/He doesn't like you back so stop being an asshole wondering if it means anything else. You both will most likely drift apart after these words are said to you, in rare cases, this can work out and you can still be friends.
Let's just be friends, and don't be a "Nice guy" and say I'm going to go get abused.
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famous way of saying don’t hold back, don’t be afraid just go for it! popularised by kpop group ‘pentagon’
shinwon : omg i’m so scared to bungee jump
kino : just do it yo!! YOLO!!
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