A Lesbian who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be Lesbian.
God will Ariel ever get a girlfriend?
Ugh I know! Sheβs such a Disaster Lesbian!
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Someone who enjoys having there naked behind slapped by a penis. Anyone can be a Dort Lesbian, maybe even you. The sole who does the slapping, is Dubbed a "Penguin".
Damn that Penguin is whacking that Dort Lezzers ass like there aint no tomorrow
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The thing all the girls are as soon as I ask them out or express interest in them. And then a week later they are dating an alcoholic named chaz
Me: Her (Insert gorl name here)), I have had a crush on you for a while now, and I was thinking maybe we could grab a bite to eat later.
Gorl: Sorry am lesbian
Me :(
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the term used in gay bars and restaurants to refer to ranch dressing
I'd like a side of fries with lesbian ketchup.
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An interaction between two heterosexual female friends that causes them to appear to be lesbian partners. Very enjoyable for all.
Maddie and I began massaging each other's tits in Taco Bell, causing others to stare with awe at our pseudo-lesbianism.
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A lesbian who falls somewhere between a lipstick lesbian and a bull dyke lesbian. Sporty, somewhat to very feminine, not into a lot of makeup (hence the chapstick) but you can still tell it's a girl.
That girl is really cute in a 'girl next door' kind of way. Wait is she holding that girl's hand? Oh, she's one of those chapstick lesbians.
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