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No one can spend 20 seconds at a stop light without starting to text or phone someone...WTF
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A member of the "new right wing" in politics - someone with concerns for human rights and the environment but a more important desire to earn lots of untaxed money.
Johns donations to both Amnesty International and the Republican Party expose him as a true Light Wing type.
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Where are the wimpy Jedi go to never have sex again, as apposed to the Dark Side, where all the badass Jedi are.
I wouldn't be surprised if the Light Side castrates their Jedi.
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When you get turned on, but not finished off
“We were making out, and he brought me to his room, but his mom called for him and left me light switched”
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The red dome light used by truckers at truck stops to let prostitutes know they want sex
Girls the party light is on in my big black peterbuilt
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Tree is code for the loud boiii
Lighting trees is blazing that fire
"Yooo lets light trees boiii"
"Bet lemme hit my dude up who got that fire right quick"
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