This is the result of large breasted women who's nipples appear to be loaded into a bra with either one or both in the non forward facing position. The effect resembles the googly eyes of the muppet character Cookie Monster.
Dave "This girl is making me cross eyed"
John " Yeah, she's got cookie monster real bad"
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To eat ass or pussy out with the same hunger and love as Cookie Monster does for cookies
Sam whispered in Neda's ear during a family dinner party "I wanna Cookie Monster your ass later... Uhm Uhm Uhm"
I ate her ass out while making the "uhm uhm uhm" noise and she called me Cookie Monster.
I Cookie Monster-ed her pussy
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Not to be confused with a monster tick (the insect).
Tick Monster is a saying mainly used in the urban societies of Hawaii, meaning "very muscular" or "ripped".
Ex1: Ho' brah! Dwayne Johnson is one Tick Monster!
Ex2: Chee, have you seen Trevor? Da guy works out every day, no joke! Dat guy stay one Tick Monstah!
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When you blow air into a females vagina, then you clamp the beaver clip and then push down on her tummy until you here the toothless monster talk to you.
I was going down a bitch filled her with air slapped her on the abs and yelled talk to me Toothless Monster.
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A girl when she is on her period.
Jenn is being such a vag monster today!
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The act of taking a difficult dump often accompanied by pleading to God for the turd to drop.
I can't answer the phone right now, I'm drawing a monster!
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a giant gelatinous monster that fangoriously devours ya'lls cronic.
My stash has been ganked by a cron monster.
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