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Toothless Monster

When you blow air into a females vagina, then you clamp the beaver clip and then push down on her tummy until you here the toothless monster talk to you.

I was going down a bitch filled her with air slapped her on the abs and yelled talk to me Toothless Monster.

by DaddyStru July 5, 2018

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Malignant Monster

A big fat, smelly penis, even cancerous or diseased etc

"The guy's a sad act, he whipped out his Malignant Monster on me again, this time it was dripping with smeg!!?"

by BorrisDancer September 22, 2008

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bandwidth monster

The demonic entity that lives somewhere in Yankes' room; it is the source of the Bandwidth that has enveloped the pod. Is most likely controlling and evil, so Yankes must obey it.

Emerson: The smell is so bad again.
Shady: I know MuhBuhDunDunDUH!
E: The Bandwidth Monster needs to be pleased.

by Lower South May 12, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tick Monster

Not to be confused with a monster tick (the insect).

Tick Monster is a saying mainly used in the urban societies of Hawaii, meaning "very muscular" or "ripped".

Ex1: Ho' brah! Dwayne Johnson is one Tick Monster!

Ex2: Chee, have you seen Trevor? Da guy works out every day, no joke! Dat guy stay one Tick Monstah!

by Prince Treyvon February 7, 2010

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Vag Monster

A girl when she is on her period.

Jenn is being such a vag monster today!

by AF06 November 28, 2005

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drawing a monster

The act of taking a difficult dump often accompanied by pleading to God for the turd to drop.

I can't answer the phone right now, I'm drawing a monster!

by Ben Franklin December 25, 2005

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cron monster

a giant gelatinous monster that fangoriously devours ya'lls cronic.

My stash has been ganked by a cron monster.

by Jordan January 12, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž