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The art of being able to make a slapping sound by bouncing your nutsack off of your thighs due to humping the air back and forth.
Dude! That nutsack slap was so loud, it woke the whole damn house!
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When a man with white gloves, paints himself blue and then twirls his penis in a circle, then proceeds to slap a sleeping hedgehog.
Mr. Herbert hid in my basement and waited for me to let my hedgehog out of his cage so he could sonic slap a bitch
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to use one's scrotum to hit another man's scrotum. often associated with 'jousting'
"Did you hear Bill? Last night Tom drank piss, so Andy Dandy Slapped him and then spat in his eye. What a mess"
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To bitch slap/backhand a person of middle eastern orgin in the face and whilst laughing your head off shouting "ha you just got paki slapped"
Curtis: Hi Vinura *slaps*
Vinura: OW!
Curtis: HAAHAHHA U JUST GOT PAKI SLAPPED
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Proof that the the human race has reached the peak of evolution and is now going back to it's roots through rapid de-evolution. For further evidence, see Chavs, Pikeys, Gyppos etc. They are the scum of the earth, the downpoint of life itself, a different species, even.
Why's he pointing his phone at u....OW!!!
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When you physically slap someones fanny, as a punishment for a bad blow-job.
girl, that blowjob was sooooo shit your gonna get a right fanny slapping!
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A slap that is completely unexpected and uncalled for. The slapper does not need to be provoked in any way, he merely needs to feel the urge to slap someone and then succumb to it. Dutch slaps often occur when the slapper is in mid-conversation with a total dweeb.
Jon: The atmosphere on saturn is made up of three...
Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon hard in the face*
Jon: What the hell was that fo...
Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon even harder*
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