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Pot Cookie Blues

Picture this: You eat some pot cookies. The pot cookies kick in, and it turns out they're working a bit better than you had planned your day for. You wind up cancelling your plans for the rest of the day, and nothing gets done for 10-14 hours. Sounds like you've got a case of the pot cookie blues.

aww man. I was not prepared to be THIS cooked. I gotta go lay down. I've got the pot cookie blues.

by scooterthetooterandbooter September 24, 2019


kentucky pot pie

When you shit in ur hand and then proceed to clap, spewing shit everywhere.

I cooked up a Kentucky Pot Pie for those fuckin' kids outside.

by DontBeACuck April 20, 2017


a small bag of pot

A container holding marijuana with a mass of ~2-2.5 grams.

Hey Rick, can I get a small bag of pot

by mr whiskers 420 September 24, 2017


Himalayan neti pot

when your girl has a cold and you bust a nut in her nose

"Yeah, my girl has been congested all week so I gave her the ol' fashioned Himalayan neti pot. Cleared her sinuses right up!"

by surewould6969 August 3, 2018


Walking Big Pot

ril dark the fortnite bot says that he is lagging because he is a Walking Big Pot

"Dude I'm lagging!!" says the Walking Big Pot

by Ducko3 July 18, 2021


pavlov's pot head

A Person who is such a Stoner that the mere thought of weed triggers an autonomic response.

A subject of a method modeled after Pavlov's Dog experiment, involving a clink of a bong instead of a bell, marijuana instead of food and a pot head instead of a dog.

"My Stoner roommate is such a Pavlov's Pot Head, just a clink of the bong and his eyes start to water"

by Anon Anon November 18, 2013


Ohio Pot Pie

When two men or women has diarrhea into a pan, while the other man/woman pisses into it at the same time, and then mixing it together into an unholy brew of shit and piss, and then bakes it in the oven.

Kim and I did an Ohio Pot Pie, fed the whole family.

by Rionox January 1, 2023