blow pony

A bitch nigga who can't get head.

My ex is a blow pony.

sugar pony

A strawberry blonde female.

We call Amber sugar pony because of her hair.

princess pony

Long hair that is half up and half down.

Look at that girl over there with the princess pony, she looks like a real life princess.

Safeway Pony

To utterly dominate

They rode us like a kid with a pocket full of pennies on a Safeway Pony.

Riding the Coroni Pony

Having Covid-19/Coronavirus/testing positive for the Rona.

I wish I would've listened when they said 'the mask goes over your nose'. Now I'm holding on for dear life as I'm Riding the Coroni Pony into the sunset.

Riding the Coroni Pony

Testing positive for the Coronavirus, having COVID-19, got that Rona

After bar-hopping all weekend, I was shocked to discover I caught that 'rona. Guess I'll be riding the Coroni Pony for a fortnight.

Riding the pink pony

The drowsiness or exhaustion, coupled with general brain fog, following the use of Benadryl (or other antihistamine, typically pink in color).

I can’t go out tonight. I’m riding the pink pony, so I’m binging the Good Place again.