putting 4 fingers up

it means u fuck a great amount of bitches on a daily

YOOOOOOO brian is putting 4 fingers up!

he must be fucking alot of bitches on a daily

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put the doggie in the bath tub

A sexual act in which a male attempts to place his testicles into the asshole of his partner (preferably female but male-male action is possible also). Ideally, the asshole being to tight the testicles will repeatedly pop back out like a when you try to put a dog in a bath tub. The asshole should be well lubed and loose enough to allow partial testicle penetration. Not an ideal position for virgin or gaping assholes.

That girl is such a slut. Last night, she let me put the doggie in the bath tub!

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Never put dick in crazy

A common saying and good advice for men thinking about having sex with a crazy bitch.

Usually a woman that:

Never shuts the hell up, has an annoying high pitched voice and laugh, gets way too overly attached, has shaved/short hair, stares into your sole, has bigger muscles than you, believes there's more than two genders and calls herself a feminist.

"Dude I fucked this crazy chick last night and woke up and found my dick in a jar."
"Never put dick in crazy bro"

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putting your balls on the table

To take high level of risks / be appear to be willing to back up words with actions / to be unashamedly frank about your intentions / motives / to put your money where your mouth is / to go all out

Man 1 "if you think this is going to work why don't you do it? come on put your balls on the table "

Man 2 "let me run it and i'l put in the fifty k you need"

Man 1"that's what i call putting your balls on the table"

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I'll put it in my memoirs.

A snarky expression to mock someone for saying something uninteresting or that adds zero value to the conversation.

Flo: I ran 10 miles yesterday!
Joe: Great, I'll put it in my memoirs.

put the pussy on the chain wax

trying to force a newly made up inside joke

Kevin: Yo that shit was Papatastisch!

John: Don't put the pussy on the chain wax ...

Kevin: Why do you care so much?

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put me on brick mode

Saying to get the boy hard.
To get the penis hard

P1: dude she put me on brick mode wearing that dress
P2: i hope she puts me on brick mode

When a dude is sexually aroused he is put on brick mode