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the shitty residue left over when ironing and spraying starch
Friend: Hey man your shirt looks like shit! Whats all that flaky shit on it...
YOU: Oh, man f-ck! Its shirt dandruff!
A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".
"I don't like sugar in my coffee."
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's my sideways shirt"
A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".
"I don't like sugar in my coffee."
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's my sideways shirt"
The kind of shirts you only wear at home and would never let your peers see you in.
Sally: OMG I saw Jessica in a six dollar shirt at the store today.
Denise: wow who would be seen in public like that ?
A metaphor for seman stains or stains from any other secretions produced during sexual activity that can be found a variety of clothing. Usually the wearer is unaware of the presence of these stains.
'Damn it! I just realised I'm wearing an inky shirt'
or
'I droppped my pen and got ink on my tshirt!', 'Yeah I left your sister with an inky shirt last night Dave,
it's a pain isn't it?'
Wearing a shirt but no undies or pants. (The male version is called shirtcocking.)
I like working from home because I don’t have to get dressed. For zoom calls I’ve just been shirt vaging.