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The rallying cry of protestors trying to paint a criminal as an innocent victim.
Lindsay: There was a hands up don't shoot rally over in Mt Vernon last night
Keith: Yeah, I saw. A bunch of hipsters and gangbangers finally found some common ground
Lindsay: There was a shooting. One of the protestors shot another.
Keith: Does that mean there's going to be another rally tomorrow?
Lindsay: No, the guy who got shot was white
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Something to be said when you run out of stuff to say in an internet chatroom. Not as gross as it sounds.
prplppltr1: ...
hawtchick12: ...
prplppltr1: welp, time to shoot the monkey
hawtchick12: eww
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To go to extreme measures after being thoroughly frustrated, in a way that will not actually help the situation.
William spent three months trying to beat I Wanna Be The Guy. After dieing every time in the same place for a solid month, he was so fed up that he smashed his keyboard into pieces and threw his computer out the window. This is what it means to shoot a pickle jar into space.
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This is when a man is about to orgasm. He pulls out, his girlfriend caps the tip of is penis momentarily with her hand. This builds back pressure. When she releases the cap he will shoot his wad very far.
Last night we did a Pull Cap 'n Shoot. It went six feet and hit her antique dresser.
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(n) When a guy gets his box filled by a group of rogue sausage swinging manz
B. (v) Discharging a massive nut in a D.C. club where other men are dancing to Ava Max, Drake, or Cheer
"yo I'm about to shoot up the club and get filled up"
"fill me up! shoot up the clurb! mop that milanese sauce all over dis face bruhhh"
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A man who performs anal intercourse on another man while having to urinate badly. Then instead of ejaculating , they just shoot piss.
Last night i was with another one of those piss-shooting crap-wranglers.... now i have to go to the eye doctor
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Is the player who plays the #2 position on a basketball team. Very explosive leaper, with ball handling skills. Can create shot off the dribble or make an assist to other players.Has good range on jumpshot.Runs the floor and delivers hightlight quality dunks. Is a stylish player from the Hip-Hop culture.
Kobe Bryant and Tracy McGrady are the 2 best premiere Dunkadelic Shooting Guards in basketball.Michael Jordan is the best Dunkadelic Shooting Guard of All-Time.The Dunkadelic Shooting Guard and Dunkadelic Small Forward are generally the most prolific scorers on the team.
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