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For a man, the act of inserting his own penis into his anus. For most of them, it's would be satisfying to do, but there's a tiny lack of length, so they use another "shopping cart unlocker", a friend's one for example.
Oh god I wish I could free the shopping cart coin alone...
Also known as hells fish and chip shop. A place where your bound for an early grave if you eat the chips
Sarah: "Hey Jim, wanna go to the Marden fish & chip shop?"
Jim:"I would no sooner eat the ungodly food stuff under the oven."
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This is when a guy ask you to fist him in the ass and when you pull out he stole all your jewelry. And than he runs away.
This guy I met asked me to dirty jersey pawn shop him and I was like wtf.
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A slang phrase used to express the desire for someone else to leave. Roughly equialent to telling someone to get the hell out.
First known occurance of the phrase was on the U.S. sitcom "Scrubs", said by Dr. Cox when telling Elliot Reed to leave
Dr. Cox: Get out of here, go ahead, go, go, hippity hop to the barber shop
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Online shopping at work. Since the shopping is being done during work hours, any items bought are to a certain degree financed through the shopping process itself. The degree of financing stands in a direct relationship to the time spent shopping.
Vinzent spent the whole afternoon at the office with nothing but online shopping. He's doing recursively funded online shopping!
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Slang term used to describe the trendy scooters you always see outside coffee shops.
Looks like Jenny's got a new little coffee shop assault vehicle, I see her riding it all over town.
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When your shopping with your mom and your legs get tired but you can't sit down. Also can happen in other places when you get fed up with being around your mom. Also includes girlfriend, sister, wife etc.
We were about to leave the mall but then my mom sees a sales rackand starts looking through it, and i got Shopping with your Mom legs right there, on the spot.
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