hound-slap

The act of hitting a person in the following manner:

Start with a backhand, but after the hit, the hand stays pressed against the face. The other hand (of the person doing the slapping) then forms a fist and punches the open palm of their first hand (which is still on the face of the person being slapped); thus giving transference of the second hit through the first hand and into the head of the slapee.

For when a bitchslap just wont do.

"After pulling the kind of crap Travis just did, he deserved so much more than a standard bitchslap - indeed, he needed to be hound-slapped."

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Gooch Slap

The act of slapping a man in the gooch.

Generally this is a non-sexual encounter practiced by a gooch assasin

Steve: hey Vic, if you don;t get your act together i'm gonna come over there and slap you in the gooch

Victor: Whatever

Steve: you asked for it! *Steve thunders toward Victor and slaps him square on the gooch*

Victor: ouch, that gooch slap really hurt!

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dandy slap

to use one's scrotum to hit another man's scrotum. often associated with 'jousting'

"Did you hear Bill? Last night Tom drank piss, so Andy Dandy Slapped him and then spat in his eye. What a mess"

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Paki Slap

To bitch slap/backhand a person of middle eastern orgin in the face and whilst laughing your head off shouting "ha you just got paki slapped"

Curtis: Hi Vinura *slaps*
Vinura: OW!
Curtis: HAAHAHHA U JUST GOT PAKI SLAPPED

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happy slap

Proof that the the human race has reached the peak of evolution and is now going back to it's roots through rapid de-evolution. For further evidence, see Chavs, Pikeys, Gyppos etc. They are the scum of the earth, the downpoint of life itself, a different species, even.

Why's he pointing his phone at u....OW!!!

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fanny slap

When you physically slap someones fanny, as a punishment for a bad blow-job.

girl, that blowjob was sooooo shit your gonna get a right fanny slapping!

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Dutch Slap

A slap that is completely unexpected and uncalled for. The slapper does not need to be provoked in any way, he merely needs to feel the urge to slap someone and then succumb to it. Dutch slaps often occur when the slapper is in mid-conversation with a total dweeb.

Jon: The atmosphere on saturn is made up of three...

Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon hard in the face*

Jon: What the hell was that fo...

Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon even harder*

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