to use one's scrotum to hit another man's scrotum. often associated with 'jousting'
"Did you hear Bill? Last night Tom drank piss, so Andy Dandy Slapped him and then spat in his eye. What a mess"
A Pumpa slap is were you slap somone who either adding insult to injury you or jus annoys you, before you slap them say "IM GUNNA PUMPA SLAP YOU BLED"
dave : " hahaha, u failed ur exams"
phil : "IM GUNNA PUMPA SLAP YOU"
*SLAAAPPPP*
To bitch slap/backhand a person of middle eastern orgin in the face and whilst laughing your head off shouting "ha you just got paki slapped"
Curtis: Hi Vinura *slaps*
Vinura: OW!
Curtis: HAAHAHHA U JUST GOT PAKI SLAPPED
Proof that the the human race has reached the peak of evolution and is now going back to it's roots through rapid de-evolution. For further evidence, see Chavs, Pikeys, Gyppos etc. They are the scum of the earth, the downpoint of life itself, a different species, even.
Why's he pointing his phone at u....OW!!!
When you physically slap someones fanny, as a punishment for a bad blow-job.
girl, that blowjob was sooooo shit your gonna get a right fanny slapping!
A slap that is completely unexpected and uncalled for. The slapper does not need to be provoked in any way, he merely needs to feel the urge to slap someone and then succumb to it. Dutch slaps often occur when the slapper is in mid-conversation with a total dweeb.
Jon: The atmosphere on saturn is made up of three...
Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon hard in the face*
Jon: What the hell was that fo...
Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon even harder*
The act of shitting in the pocket your hand. Followed by you slapping the face of your partner making it look like they've been slapped by a cave man with filthy hands.
"Tilly was extremely upset about the Caveman Slap she had recieved hours earlier because it still smelt horrid."
"Cletus suffered severe cramps from laughing so hard after he slapped Tilly in the face with a handfull of shit, caveman slap style."