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Bring some Cokes in please. — Sharing classified documents and “criming” must be thirsty work.
After breaking laws that sent Reality Winner to prison, Dolt 45: The malt liquor of Presidents and our Fondling Father, immediately requested Coke for everyone.
This occurred 2021 at his country club in New Jersey in 2021 – interestingly — caught on audio tape, which is why we know.
The Orang Man, Mango Mussolini approved the taping himself in a state where one party consent recording is legal.
Have some Coke and a smile — the frosty beverage, and not the powder.
After boasting about being in possession of secret documents that he could have unclassified while President ; but, now could not; Trump low key revealed that American generals, and The Department of Defense issued him contingency plans for the invasion of Iran.
He showed thees plans to a writer and members of his staff and was heard to say: “Now do you believe me?”
And after winning the consent of the people at his table Trump, The Non-Teflon Don then said: “Bring some Cokes in please.”— in a Bizarro World imitation of the Mad Men finale where the origin of the Coke commercial the posits the possibility of teaching “the world to sing in perfect harmony” was both speculated upon/revealed.
Perhaps this was Trumps heartfelt intent when offering his guest the beverage that tickles your nose when you drink it — especially when it is well carbonated.
So…are we done “criming” now? Good! Now, Bring some Cokes in please.
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something someone says when you stop believing in becoming mango harvester in Tahiti
Tahiti? Where have I heard that before?
HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH
The moment prior to taking a major dump. Pipers are long pieces of poo that sometimes get to the length of a foot or so.
Dude, I can't hold it much longer, I'm gonna have to lay some pipe.
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Feeling Good, Really Really Good
Man today I've been ridding on some shit
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Spend an obscene amount of money. Blow through so much dough to the point that it must be in the thousands to use at least one comma in the number of digits, as in $10K is $10,000.00 (that would be fuckin up ONE comma, now image what it'd be like to Fuck up some comma's). So an example of Fuck up some comma's would be like spending 10K one night, then 40K the next night back to dropping another 5K on something else. Dropping money in the thousands.
Bitch, I'm on a new level, bout to go to Vegas and fuck up some comma's!
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A slang term in reference to doing something ridiculous typically used in the Philly region.
''Why you outside in the cold with no shirt on? You on some nut shit...''
''Boul on some nut shit wearing that fake ass belt''
''You on some nut shit fighting that lil ass boy''