Random
Source Code

Florida State University

A shitty school where all you have to do is be on an athletic team to get immunity from arrest.

Jameis Winston goes to Florida State University, so he won't be arrested for shoplifting or rape.

by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014

150πŸ‘ 179πŸ‘Ž


Bridgewater State College

A liberal arts college in Bridgewater, MA that is regionally known as a "teachers college" but, in fact, offers comprehensive curricula in many departments.

BSC has a large commuter population which detracts from an academic atmosphere despite that many of the faculty and staff are highly qualified. A majority of unenthused students fail to take advantage of the plethora of activities and opportunities offered by the college. The remaining minority go on to do fantastic things with their lives while freed of the immense debt incurred by ivy league and private school students.

Many BSC students drink their lives away. The institution, however, offers much more than that.

I'm thrilled I received such a fantastic education (and so many incredible opportunities) at Bridgewater State College and am still graduating with no debt! WHOO!!

by BSC Undergrad January 7, 2008

44πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


The United States of America

The place all of you WISH you lived.
;-)

You're just jealous!!

by mE March 17, 2005

118πŸ‘ 143πŸ‘Ž


Michigan State University

Where summer barbeques involve Wolverines. The reason they are extinct in Michigan is because they've been hunted by Spartans.

U of M fans will knock the education, but 90% of them didn't attend college and got their gear at Wal-Mart. They tend to be overweight, diabetic, ugly, and speel lik thise. If you're a guy, you can't help but walk around with a boner because there are so many hotties walking around. Beware - STDs are rampant, but this a case at many universities. Just wrap your junk with a garbage bag or an entire roll of Cling Wrap and you'll be fine.

The best university in the state of Michigan! Anyone that says different didn't even graduate from high school. Appalachian State, anyone? Didn't think so.

hockey Final Fours MSU East Lansing Spartans hot women big boobies not U of M Wolverines taste great Michigan State University

by lolredwings June 11, 2011

134πŸ‘ 164πŸ‘Ž


Continental United States

Our 48 states not including Alaska and Hawaii. The above definition is wrong, Alaska is not part of the continental United States

Hawaii is outside of the Continental United States

by alex14 July 2, 2006

17πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Bridgewater State College

A school of higher learning where all you do is drink rubinoff vodka 4 days a week and take a bus around campus especially to Tilly for fun food bar and chicken parm. Located in between Boston and Providence and close to Cape Cod. There is an annoying train that goes through campus 15 times a day. Do not take Stan Ross as a teacher. Bridgewater is also the home of alot of fine bitches. There is also greek life which sucks because the girls are ugly.

WARNING: Dont feed the Grizzly!!
and stay away from 302 Durgin because gay rape was commited in there

Bridgewater State College is da shizzle my nizzle because Grizzly owns you with rubinoff handles.

by Grizz April 6, 2005

87πŸ‘ 105πŸ‘Ž


Poonited States of America

What it feels like to have a corrupt congress and Trump as president when you have a functional heart and spine.

It’s a weird time for patriotism in the Poonited States of America.

by HumaneAnimal November 9, 2017

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž