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When someone who knows there history and also smokes a lot of weed and has a square head.
Your dad looks like stone wall jackson.
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The action of a german porn star as he prepares to fist a woman. (either anal or vaginal). the action of the scissors to penetrate, the paper to lubricate and the stone to penetrate.
My twat is as lose as a wizards sleeve afer i played scissors paper stone with Ilja the german porn star
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The best damn band to ever walk the planet, but their new shit isn't as good as "Core".
Take time with a wounded hand...
The best song ever.
"Creep"
95👍 43👎
A place where Uticans go when they want to go out fancy style. The lack of sophistication in Uticans make it a great place for trash of every color put on their best Target outfit and pretend to be bigly. Many believe this is fine dining. It's more like a Golden Coral with gambling. Nothing screams fine dining like a buffet. The club is filled with middle aged people that used to love JJ's and are still willing to bar fight. Great place to find the next loser with a gambling problem that you want to date. Don't forget to post your small amount of cash fanned out to social media.
Hey, yous goin up ta the Turning stone casino tonight? We're gonna see Benny Mardones. I've got my new knock of bag and a gram. It's going to be so cool.
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A fucking goddess.
An amazing actress.
An inspiration.
And we can’t forget....
I’ve got a pocket got a pocketful of sunshine, i’ve got a love and I know that it’s all mine. oh, oHhhH 💃💁 ♀️
Random Person: Have you heard of that new film Cruella? I’m pretty sure Emma (Emily) Stone is in it right?
Me: Mhm, she’s a queen 💁 ♀️
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one of the best rock bands to ever walk the earth. it's a tossup between them and nirvana.
118👍 56👎
To become stoned by breathing in the exhaled fumes of a pot smoker.
Dude! I'm gonna make you second hand stoned!!!!
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